Cats are Douchebags

Some people claim their cats have “personality”. “Kibbles McShakespeare scratches the shit out of my arms and face because he’s in a grumpy mood. I guess I deserved it.” Bullshit. Cats are jerks, and not just to humans. They bully each other around too, granted it’s much funnier this way.

Men Without Nipples

Meet Ralph. He has no milk nozzles. According to the Mahabharata, this makes Ralph very brave and strong. This is evident by his nagging urge to lift heavy objects and hurl them at camera operators.

Nipple reduction/removal is also a slightly less than common body mod procedure some self-conscious men get, because having no nipples won’t attract attention. They will never be as brave or strong as Ralph, but they may very well be just as retarded.

Tony Q69 – Part 2

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Desperate Tony Q-69
Uses His Job to Flirt
With Women All Day!!!
You Womanizer Bastard!!!
Tony Q-69 should not be driving
A Bus At All He Uses This Job to
Have Access To Women All Day
Long so that he eventually will
Fuck, and Molest these women!
He is only look to Score with
Woman! He does not belong with
a MTA position dealing with the
Public what so-ever. More
Supervision of the Bus Drivers is
Needed by the MTA

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Ladies of Queens! Tony Q69 is at it again! If you ride the Q69 through Jackson Heights or Long Island City, beware! You may be tricked into being molested by the driver!

Who ever is putting these flyers up is clearly insane, but it gives me and countless others something entertaining to read while we wait for the bus.

¡No Puede Ser! ¡No!

It’s been almost 11 years since terrorists attacked America’s freedoms on September 11, 2001, and there is still a lot of controversy surrounding the events of that day. Some believe World Trade Center 7′s collapse was the result of a controlled demolition and other believe the Pentagon was hit by a missile. The most compelling evidence supporting the theory that Osama Bin Laden and his goon squad Al Qaeda had nothing to do with the attacks is this video, which surfaced in 2006. According to an e-mail I have received, the Japanese man in the video, known to Interpol as Delfin, has claimed responsibility for the attacks. It is a hard theory to deny considering there is so much footage of Delfin dancing around Manhattan and the outer boroughs during the attacks.

REMIX!

M.C. Hammer seems to be involved in the plot against America.

Delfin has also admitted to killing Freddie Mercury.

Thanks, B. Jones!

Next Time Put the Tailgate Down!

Is it such a hard thing to ask for? I pick up this fridge and throw it on my shoulder like a boss. You tell me to put the fridge on the bed of the truck, and you don’t even put the tailgate down. Well, next time put the tailgate down!

That’s exactly what this guy thought.

After country folk are done tossing refrigerators around like they’re Legos, their backs need some loving. That’s what their goats are for.

Goats aren’t the only animals good at giving massages. Cats really know how to work out all those pesky knots, although I would look elsewhere for a manual release, if that’s what you’re into.